Roofing Installer Jokes

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Roofing installer jokes.

The wedding went off without a hitch. A big list of install jokes. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. See more ideas about roofing roofer memes.

Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

A big list of contractor jokes. They really raised the roof. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof.

Take me to your ladder. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. This joke may contain profanity. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

Performance is going through the roof. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. 107 of them in fact. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.

Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof.

How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun. 69 of them in fact.

We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe. Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day.

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